Go Girl!

Four friends spent weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip – shopping, casinos, massages, facials – the works!

However, two days before the group was due to leave, the husband of one of the girls, Mary, put his foot down and told her there was no way on this planet she was going!

Mary’s friends were devastated that she couldn’t go, but what could they do if she wouldn’t stand up to her husband?

So, two days later, the three remaining friends arrived at the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar sipping at a glass of wine and smiling happily to herself.

“Wow!” one of the girls exclaimed. “How long you been here? How did you talk your husband into letting you go?”

“Ah well… It’s a bit of a long story… Actually, I’ve been here since last night…”

“So? How come?” her now very curious friends demand to know.

“Well… Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said ‘Guess who?’ or something like that. I pulled his hands off to find that all he was wearing was his birthday suit and he took my hand and led me to our bedroom. I was amazed to discover he had scented the room beautifully with perfume and it was so romantic the way he had put two dozen lighted candles all around and spread rose petals all over… and on the bed…

“What?”

“Well, on the bed he had set out handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed… So I did!”

“Then what? What happened? Come on! Tell us!” the rest of the girls all demanded, desperate to know the gory details.

“Um… well, I think all that was because he was feeling guilty about telling me I couldn’t come along with you guys… he told me to simply forget all my inhibitions and have my wicked way and that I should do anything at all that I wanted…”

Mary smiled quite wickedly… “So here I am!”

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