Rhyme Without Reason

It’s probably ancient, but I hadn’t heard this one before today…

A somewhat flat-chested young lady went to a Dr. Smith to see him about having her breasts enlarged.

Dr Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, “Scooby, doobie, doobies – I want bigger boobies!”

Doubtfully, she did this faithfully for several months and, to her utter amazement, she developed terrific firm D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late and, after rushing and just managing to catch the bus to go to work, she realised in a panic that she had forgotten her morning ritual. Suddenly afraid that she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t say the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and recited, “Scooby, doobie, doobies – I want bigger boobies.”

A  guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, “Oh! Are you by any chance a patient of Dr. Smith’s?”

“Yes I am. However did you know that?”

He winked at the young woman and replied, “Hickory, dickory, dock…”

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