Songs For The Winter Holiday…

While Shepherds Watched

While shepherds watched

Their flocks by night

All seated on the ground

The angel of the Lord came down

And glory shone around


Additional Government advice for celebrating the Winter Holiday…

The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided. As a result, it has been agreed that benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs will now be made available to them during working hours. Shepherds have also requested that, due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year, they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.

PLEASE NOTE: the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his/her glory all around she/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.


2 Responses to “Songs For The Winter Holiday…”

  1. Boy, doesn’t that just say it all. It sounds like it was written by a union guy from the entertainment industry– which is why California film production is all moving to Canada 🙂

    I’ve been out of town and just now finally able to really catch up on my reading. Before I read your other posts, I wanted to say thanks, Adam, for a great year. I enjoy your sense of humor and thoughtful posts. It’s been nice getting to know you and I look forward to more great reading in the coming year.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!

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