Songs For The Winter Holiday…

Little Donkey

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road

Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

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Additional Government advice for celebrating the Winter Holiday…

The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period.

Please note: due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. Additionally, the donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled ‘little’ and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment further upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.

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