Songs For The Winter Holiday…

Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow

In a one horse open sleigh

O’er the fields we go

Laughing all the way…

Additional Government advice when celebrating the Winter Holiday…

A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh can be considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment should also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers may be of larger proportions.

Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields and sleigh riders are reminded to avoid offending those not participating in celebrations: in puruance of that, laughter should be kept to a moderate level and not be loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

😆

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4 Responses to “Songs For The Winter Holiday…”

  1. Have you a source for these? You should print up a pamphlet and hand them out on the street.

    I REALLY think they’re funny!

    So, how are you about the holiday? Grinch-like? Santa-like? Holly and jolly?
    Scrooge-like?

    However you feel about the holiday, I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

    • Well, yes… I do have a few more prepared yet. The pamphlet might be a good idea, although I’m sure some some of them are so close to the truth that some people won’t find them funny.

      My attitude to Christmas? All of the above depending on the mood of the moment and thank you for your good wishes and the same to you and yours.

      🙂

  2. These are great with more truth to them than we care to admit. I hope you enjoy your holiday.

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