Songs For The Winter Holiday…
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Additional Government advice when celebrating the Winter Holiday…
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Such persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
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December 22, 2009 at 10:24
While drinking my morning coffee, I read this. I laughed, choked, coffee shot through my nose and then I spewed it all over my desk top.
You have a way of sharing just the right thing…now get your ass over here and clean up my desk!!!
December 22, 2009 at 12:06
Oops! Sorry about the mess 😆