HEY! BIG G!

I know you must be busy, but...Sorry, I didn’t mean to shout. I just wasn’t sure if you were listening. Look, I know I do go on a bit, but something else is bugging me somewhat and I want to try to be clear about it.

What do you mean, why do I keep on talking to you if I don’t believe in you? I’m communing with myself, okay? It never seems to me that you listen anyway, even if I’m wrong and you are there.

Anyway, what I was going to bitch about this time is inequality. No, I don’t mean the inequality between people from different backgrounds, races and so on – we could be all goddam  (sorry) day on that and we’d still get nowhere! No, what I’m talking about is inequality between the sexes.

Now I’ve always had a sneaky feeling you were more likely to be a woman than a man, but then why would you have allowed men to assume a superior position in so many of the world’s cultures? So, I guess you must be a guy after all… Anyway, like I said – inequality between the sexes – and I don’t mean all that guff about sexual discrimination in the workplace and stuff which is often pretty subjective at the very least – I mean the way men and women are just plain incompatible much of the time!

Let’s start with a real big one… Why is it women have babies and men don’t? Waugh! Don’t get me wrong here, I don’t want to be pregnant and I never did, but that’s my point – why did you arrange it that way? If it was shared women wouldn’t be able to complain about all the drudgery involved in bringing up the kids because it would have to be their choice to get pregnant, because I’m darned sure most men wouldn’t want to – I know I wouldn’t! Of course, that would do wonders for world over-population too!

Then there’s periods and PMT… What’s that about? Seems like bloody poor engineering design to me!

Of course, I don’t want men and women to be the same, I mean, where’s the fun in that, eh? But couldn’t you have smoothed things out a bit? It’s all this hormonal thing – it drives us guys nuts! Of course, we love ’em to bits (well, I do at least), but such extremes of mood can be a bit off-putting.

I suppose you could say that much of this is all side effects of that hormonal thing and it’s just necessary and that’s that, but then there’s the thing that really confuses me… According to your bible basher followers – you know, the gospel mob – we’re supposed to get married for life  and then it turns out that young women mature much faster than young men, so women often naturally tend to go for older (occasionally a lot older) men – largely as far as we can tell because they quite reasonably want a more mature and stable man as a life partner.

Okay, so if that’s the way you want it then that’s the way it’s going to be and who am I to argue? But then what do you do? I mean, in view of all that, this is SO contrary I just find it difficult to take you at all seriously at times… You arrange for men to be at their sexual peak whilst they’re still all juvenile and thinking with nothing but their wiener at about nineteen or twenty (or so) years old, whilst you’ve got women at their sexual peak way later in their thirties! I’m sorry G, I think that’s just so darned stupid that it’s the sort of daft thing our politicians here on Earth would come up with – and trust me, that’s bad!

Thanks, Big G, for not striking me dead – yet! Have a nice day…

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9 Responses to “HEY! BIG G!”

  1. This is so true and the female sex drive continues to increase in the 40s and beyond. Men well they have Viagra.

    • Yeah – and women have pocket rockets and toy boys! 😉

      Hey! I just had a thought – THAT must be why middle aged men go for younger women – they can’t keep up with the older ones!

  2. Was that a lightening bolt I just saw?

  3. “You don’t have to believe in God”, she said knowing this would put Adam’s knickers in a twist, “He believes in you.”

    I have only two brief comments:
    1. Viagra nation has extended the male’s sexual peak many years BEYOND what many women desire. 🙂
    2. Women don’t like the hormonal thing either. I always preferred working with men on the job because I couldn’t handle all the bitchiness and mood swings.

    • Haha. Thanks for the comment. Okay, well I’m glad He believes in me – that makes one of us at least.

      However, Viagra doesn’t really affect the sex drive of men that much – purely the mechanics. Women can of course also take it too and it apparently improves things for some of them.

      We are, of course, agreed about the hormonal thing and I know what you mean and understand, but then would women actually be women without it??
      😉

      • Hey Adam, I tried to comment on your latest post and it wouldn’t let me! So, I ‘m comment here.

        I am a fan of blogger because it does what I need it to do. Holly’s email to you wasn’t very uplifting.

        Keep us posted…..

      • Yes, I turned off comments in the hope that people might leave their comments THERE – so I can check if it works and perhaps fix anything people tell me about.

        Thanks for commenting – incidently, the WordPress equivalent response to a similar question was effectively NO, we’re not going to! That was real helpful too 🙂

  4. Damn!
    Yet another “G”!!!!!

    I even found another Gunny G a coupla years back–obviously an impostor.

    But, where would the world be w/o Gs!

    Gunny G…
    http://www.GunnyG.wordpress.com

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