The Gay Flight Attendant

This, supposedly, is a true story. Somehow I doubt it, but I sure as hell wish it was…

The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant and, like many of his persuasion, he seemed able to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks and did what flight attendants do.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told everyone, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly. So lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. So, politely, he told her, “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

The woman calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which, apparently without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!”


4 Responses to “The Gay Flight Attendant”

  1. HA HA love this, absolutely love this!!!!!! Oh to be so quick witted.

  2. LOL smartass flight attendant. Wish he was a comedian instead… And by that I meant as a compliment. LOL

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